My life has come to a point where I wear ugly but really comfortable shoes.
Congratulations, you’re an adult. <3
Well somebody finally gets it!
Every school should be like mine: four hours a day, three time slots you can attend (morning at 8, afternoon at 12, evening at 5), online classes in case you miss a day, english and math direct instruction, bus stop close by, you can graduate early if you want, you can switch time slots if you need to, and they respect if you have a mental disorder/want to be addressed by a different name or by diff pronouns. You can listen to music, too, and everyone is super chill. Small classes where everyone minds their own business and gets their work done. That is how school should be.
|north american education system:||COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE|
|north american education system:||COLLEGE|
|north american education system:||*points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?|
|north american education system:||*picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE|
|north american education system:||*throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE|
|north american education system:||that'll be $200,000 and your firstborn child's hopes and dreams|
My grandmother was so afraid my grandfather was having an affair
that she bought a polygraph and turned it on
every time she said I love you and waited for him to say it back.
My mother came out of the womb bloody and wailing,
then stared with saucer eyes as the doctor clamped off